First of all I would like to congratulate you all, that you found time and had the nervs to come visit my god-like blog.
Special thanks to Antonio and Fernando my best imaginary friends from Dushanbe. Here are those famous creatures:
Lets start from when I was born. The first thing that I remember that it was dark, scary, gloomy, rainy weather as if the gods themselves came to my Day of Birth. But I'm sure you don't want to listen to that crap.
I would like to discuss the world crisis. The first thing is that when crisis starts people lose their jobs, money, kids, family, and other things that you might need or might not, might have or might lost. But the most important people change... they become more agressive, more stupid, leaning to the side of drinking enormous amounts of alcohol. Now when I think of it, alcohol sounds like an interesting subject.
Here is what I found in wikipedia for you uneducated society:
"Alcohol is any organic compound in which a hydroxyl group (-OH) is bound to a carbon atom of an alkyl or substituted alkyl group. The general formula for a simple acyclic alcohol is CnH2n+1OH. In common terms, the word alcohol refers to ethanol, the type of alcohol found in alcoholic beverages."
You got that kids, now no more drinking until you know what OH means and other chemical formulas.
Now let's move to practice on my base experience. When I left my house with a garbage bucket to throw it to the container, I saw some old ma'm looking for some bottles (of beer, vodka...) inside the garbage container. I was staring at her while holding my bucket thinking what the hell is she doing there, why does she need some dirty bottles wherease some alcoholic left it there.
After that I went to ask my faithful google for answers.
It seems that people collect bottles then deliver them to special recycle premises and get MONEY for that. And this is in times of GLOBAL CRISES.
When I'm walking in hexad with my mighty SakeLord, I see people yelling: "hey "Fartie", "WetPanty", "DumDumba" you gold buyers why kill me I'm poor fisherman doint steal meh CT, you epic noob, haxtor, scammer!". I feel bad for them, and that's I've decided to help by implementing new business idea which is going to make you rich and bring you gold.
For that you have to imagine yourself at Blue Mountain area, and You are a little summoner running around with your water monster, between thousand of yellow, shiny ogres. How would you feel? would you kill them all in order to get your hands upon their honored and Fortune caskets? Of course you would. Here is the plan, every morning you start to escort every public place where people drink alcoholic drink like, vodka, champane, wisky, beer, bloody-mary that doenst matter it has to be glass bottles. As people say the clothes dont make anyone pretty, people make the clothes pretty and in our case, the pretty is the bottles the clothes are the places where is the pretty can be found. So collect all the bottles deliver them to special recycling facilities, get your bounty and go zu.igg.com and buy some gold.
Leave your comments for my generous great idea. I hope you won't forget your motivator, your teacher, your parents, your dog, your hamster and even your fly sitting on your beer glass.
Thank you for your attention!!!
Now go and make me proud!
SakeLord | August 05, 2009 10:56am
First, thanks!!! lol